One of those wonderful quotations that come with multiple attributions — including Mark Twain, who actually did say the following:
I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; I was always tired. (Laughter.) But let another person try my way, and see where he will come out.
I desire now to repeat and emphasize that maxim: We can’t reach old age by another man’s road. My habits protect my life, but they would assassinate you.
caller49 over 10 years ago
Try also kickin’ back with a beer or glass of wine.
lightenup Premium Member over 10 years ago
I usually quiet that “need” by smothering it with chocolate.
cc915 over 10 years ago
I say the same thing about spring cleaning!
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
One of those wonderful quotations that come with multiple attributions — including Mark Twain, who actually did say the following:
I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; I was always tired. (Laughter.) But let another person try my way, and see where he will come out.
I desire now to repeat and emphasize that maxim: We can’t reach old age by another man’s road. My habits protect my life, but they would assassinate you.
libbydog over 10 years ago
Me too, aunty, me too.