Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 01, 2013
April 30, 2013
May 02, 2013
Transcript:
verne: why is god talking to us? RJ: I don't know. let's ask him. verne: Why are you....god: I talk to everybody.....not everybody listens. rj: this explains alot.
Matthew 13:15 (Jesus, quoting Isaiah)For this people’s heart has become calloused; they hardly hear with their ears, and they have closed their eyes. Otherwise they might see with their eyes, hear with their ears, understand with their hearts and turn, and I would heal them.
some people think god is their personal valet and wish granter. but, why did god create disease, and the diamonds blue? or, did god create us, or we create god?
Remember Futurama and BenderIf you do it right. It is as if you have done nothing at all.God however you perceive is currently laughing at all of you right now. Best entertainment is watching people.
I’ve been told many a time that I am a good listener, and a very open minded one. Yet, even during moments of keeping my mind as well as my auditory sensory organs relaxedly open to any kind of input, all I get is static. Silence would at least have indicated the presence of a carrier wave.
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 11 years ago
Took the words right out of my mouth.
tmobrien2002 almost 11 years ago
Amen!
jgarrott almost 11 years ago
I may preach a sermon on this one!
jreckard almost 11 years ago
Matthew 13:15 (Jesus, quoting Isaiah)For this people’s heart has become calloused; they hardly hear with their ears, and they have closed their eyes. Otherwise they might see with their eyes, hear with their ears, understand with their hearts and turn, and I would heal them.
mpmboss almost 11 years ago
How true. Nice strip today.
Peabody-Martini almost 11 years ago
The trouble is these days most of the people who God talks to tend to shout on street corners and have an aversion to bathing.
vwdualnomand almost 11 years ago
some people think god is their personal valet and wish granter. but, why did god create disease, and the diamonds blue? or, did god create us, or we create god?
DutchUncle almost 11 years ago
I was going to say “Yes”. Until you added the word “fictional”. They’re all real to someone.
wbook01 almost 11 years ago
I like Calvin’s reply when Hobbes asks him if he believes in god: “Well, SOMEBODY’S out to get me!”
Jessica_D almost 11 years ago
Hey, I think you just spoiled the Weather Channel’s list of winter storm names for the next two years!
fuzzyimages almost 11 years ago
Actually the Tree that Knows Stuff has just learned to throw his voice and is having some fun with it….Lol.
cujosmom almost 11 years ago
D W…you sir rock!!
comedynut almost 11 years ago
Different GOD’s same religion, what ever you like the best.
travburg1 almost 11 years ago
Oooooooh, the bigoted haters out in force today!
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Remember Futurama and BenderIf you do it right. It is as if you have done nothing at all.God however you perceive is currently laughing at all of you right now. Best entertainment is watching people.
inshadowz almost 11 years ago
I’ve been told many a time that I am a good listener, and a very open minded one. Yet, even during moments of keeping my mind as well as my auditory sensory organs relaxedly open to any kind of input, all I get is static. Silence would at least have indicated the presence of a carrier wave.