Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 17, 1997

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June: I can't believe you're actually worried about Oogie! Ralph: I'm not worried... It's just that a cat that isn't playful is totally worthless! I don't mind paying for cat food and flea collars as long as the cat entertains me once in a while by acting stupid! June: That's kind of how I justify being married to you. Ralph: Cute.