Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 28, 1997
Transcript:
TV: Officer Drabble, originally hailed as a hero for extinguishing the trash can fire, is now considered the prime suspect! Ralph: ... Sigh... I can't believe it! Now they're berating me on the news! What could be more humiliating?? At least I have the support of my family! TV: We spoke with Drabble's son, Norman... Norman: Surprised? Not really. I always knew he'd snap one day!