Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 05, 1996

Transcript:

Norman: It's kind of ironic, isn't it, dad? You gave me a summer job as a mall cop, and I end up arresting you and throwing you in the mall jail! I want you to know that I still love you, even though you're a litter bug! I hope this experience will help you decide to make some changes in your life! Ralph: Besides changing your room into an atrium?