Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 23, 1996

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Ralph: There's no way Patrick could have failed that "gifted child" exam! He's a genius!! I taught that boy everything he knows! He is every bit as smart as I am!! Those imbeciles must have added the scores incorrectly! I'll double-check them myself! How come this calculator doesn't work?? June: It's an electronic poker game.