Shirley and Son Classics by Jerry Bittle for February 15, 2014

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    tuslog64  about 10 years ago

    Oh @#!

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    tuslog64  about 10 years ago

    To see what it means, call the local library.Since you’re not allowed to say it, ask the librarian to rattle off all the swear words she knows, and stop her when she comes to it!Calvin

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    tuslog64  about 10 years ago

    A mother went to their room to check on her daughters.They were uttering some of the horriblest words she’d ever heard!“Ladies, ladies – where did you pick up those words?!”“From Mr. Johnson, next door neighbor!”“I don’t buy that! He’s been our neighbor for twenty years and I’ve never heard him talk like that!Why, you little girls have no idea what those words mean!”:“Oh yes, we do!”“You do?”“Yes, they mean the car won’t start!”

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