The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 31, 1999
Transcript:
Wilberforce: This stupid phone is defective! Brutus: What's wrong? Wilberforce: I'm suppose to press "one" to order the pay-per-view movie...well, I've pressed it a hundred times an' nothin' happens! Brutus: It's not defective, it's what's called a "rotary phone"!