The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 23, 1998

Transcript:

Mr. Veeblefester: Why are you late for work? Brutus: Because I didn't get up early enough! Mr. Veeblefester: And why, pray tell, didn't you get up early enough? Brutus: Because by the time I woke up, it was already too late to get up earlier!