Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 02, 2013

The doors to the rooms look like cells… Hope I’m never there.

I think someone’s not wearing his hearing aid.

Yeah? Well you’re a bold hairy too!

Hear here . . . ☻

never there? #1 be a man #2 eat wrong, forget exercise #3 smoke like a chimney. once there, beware the new phlebotomist, he’s a real prick. brush up on your bedpan kung fu strikes

I’m lonely and cold as a seal? At least I feel like a young seal, arf, arf!

My man is still doing all the work at his company himself at 74; I think the hard work keeps him healthier.