Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 21, 2010
Transcript:
Danae: So how long have you known about Dad and Victoria, Kate? Kate: Oh, for a couple of weeks. Danae: Aarrggh!! Why am I always the last to know about anything around here?! Kate: Oh, you're exaggerating. Voice from television: ... Now for an update on Joe and Victoria's wedding plans... Kate: OK, that just means it's your own fault... and that we live in a really small town.
MILLARDGUY almost 15 years ago
I wonder what that woman’s star sign is ?
pbarnrob almost 15 years ago
Mine’s “Closed on Sunday and Election Day”…
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
You may have been the first to know if you were listening when your father was talking to you, Danae.
twinsnake_coatl almost 15 years ago
She’d know a lot more if she wasn’t locked in her own world.
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Wiley, What happens if someone guesses correctly?
My guess: Joe and Victoria get married. It turns out that Victoria was born Victor and the marriage is declared null and void. By some strange quirk Victoria gets custody of Danae. …. (that’s it so far)
Varnes almost 15 years ago
Must be a slow news day…
DolphinGirl78 almost 15 years ago
Danae’s expression is priceless in the last three panels… :) I’m looking forward to seeing how this progresses!
3lizab3th almost 15 years ago
Hey! I look like that when EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL is playing local news! only in my case, its because the local news in omaha ne tends to be both bleeep and filler, not because my dad is marrying someone. Can i have a coffee mug too? Fine. i didnt WANT a coffee mug anyway. humph.
my guess is that diane will do something to stop the wedding to avenge her feelings of being snubbed.
Wiley creator almost 15 years ago
“my guess is that diane will do something to stop the wedding to avenge her feelings of being snubbed.”
Who’s “Diane” ?
palos almost 15 years ago
Gee Wiley, don’t you keep up with the story line?!
vexatron1984 almost 15 years ago
Really, REALLY small town.
fredbuhl almost 15 years ago
I wonder if they had daily recaps of the pre marriage test results on that chanel. I say Danae cuts up Victoria and feeds her to the gators in the everglades like Jimmy Hoffa.
aerwalt almost 15 years ago
Good comment, Wiley. Diane is a new character introduced by your readers who intend to wrest control of this epic from you. I will man the ramparts to stop this.
COGNIZANT almost 15 years ago
Oh let it go, don’t make fun of those who can’t spell.
kirbey almost 15 years ago
This story line is Fabulous and I am enjoying all the comments too !
treered almost 15 years ago
my guess: brenda comes back shortly before the wedding… duck!
DagNabIt! almost 15 years ago
Joe - I saw the one you referenced in December but I didn’t see anything about Victoria’s car that she’s giving Joe a ride in. Which one was that in? What kind of car? She seems more like a pickup type of gal.
artybee almost 15 years ago
I grew up in a VERY small town. It was amazing how quickly the word circulated when a girl got “knocked up,” which usually preceded the wedding news.
Ed in Toledo Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I thought the town I grew up in was small because word got around so quick (and usually inaccurately) but we didn’t have TV coverage.
Excellent comments today! LOL
MatureCanadian almost 15 years ago
Hilarious story line. Great pics as usual Wiley. Especially love Danae’s face.
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Hey, nobody mentioned our guesses were supposed to be warped. Maybe someone should explain the rules.
Too bad I’ve already guessed.
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Well, when you live in your own little world with nobody else around. These things are bound to happen.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
Gosh Wiley, do you know something we don’t? How could that be?