Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 28, 2013
March 27, 2013
March 29, 2013
Transcript:
Panel 1: "Here's the issue: Lemon jelly beans taste like lemons. Lime jelly beans taste like limes. Panel 2: " ... But WATERMELON jelly beans taste NOTHING like watermelons! Not even CLOSE!" Panel 3: "Name me ONE artificial fruit that tastes LESS like the real thing! Panel 4: "Grape?" "Ooh. That's good."
fresco b milne about 11 years ago
they’re like 6th grade wine tasters but with jelly beans . but lets face it what 11 year old kid isn’t an authority on jelly beans
TripleT about 11 years ago
Well they must have a degree in jellybean tasting.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 11 years ago
When I was a kid, I thought that different coloured Smarties had different flavours. (Canadian spelling)
thouπ about 11 years ago
I dunno why but i LOVE sour skittles
orbenjawell Premium Member about 11 years ago
artificial flavor, artificial color……..artificial candy!!
dreadlokz about 11 years ago
But grape jellybeans still taste good!
orbenjawell Premium Member about 11 years ago
egg salad flavored jelly beans…………ranch flavored soy nuts jelly beans….rice-cake flavored jelly beans……..trail mix flavored jelly beans….that home-made stuff that even Spitzy couldn’t stomach flavored jelly beans. Hey, this is just to make Marty’s ears burn a ’lil bit! Snark! SNARK!!
brocktheboss1213 about 11 years ago
I hate grape flavored candy! It tastes horrible
ms529212 about 11 years ago
Why do you want to rot more quickly, isaiahammar?
hippogriff about 11 years ago
frumdebang: Aluminium went out when Aluminium Ltd became AlCan. I only once saw the old spelling in the six years I lived in Canada in the mid ’70s.
ncalifgirl58 about 11 years ago
I ate way to much candy back when I was a kid. Trust me, it’s really bad for you.
astar15 about 11 years ago
i now control myself when it comes to candy.
ncalifgirl58 about 11 years ago
But I agree, watermelon candy flavor has never tasted like watermelon. Licorice rocks!
saxie5 about 11 years ago
artificial raspberry flavoring. Blech!
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
I know Chad.
Rickapolis about 11 years ago
All jelly beans taste terrible. Eat something good, like M&M’s.
hometownk Premium Member about 11 years ago
I LOVE Concord grapes.Our grapes are a Concord cross. One red and one green. They are semi-seedless which means about two seeds per grape. You can make wine out of eating grapes but you can’t eat wine grapes. Too much tannin. I don’t like tannin in my wine.
hometownk Premium Member about 11 years ago
Where does one get these Bertie Bott Beans? Why would any one WANT them?
bignatesgirl about 11 years ago
I love grape anything! Grape gum, grape slushies, you name it! It tastes good because it tastes NOTHING like real grapes!
Dark ages about 11 years ago
Quick fact about jelly beans:there color is made out of bug poop.
Dark ages about 11 years ago
… Or guts
Dark ages about 11 years ago
Just so you know Nate.
steelersneo about 11 years ago
green apple
darat over 8 years ago
I’ve yet to encounter any watermelon candy that tasted remotely like watermelon. Just saying.
Randy Betancourt about 7 years ago
Banana! Why didn’t he say banana?
ImDaRealAni almost 7 years ago
@BIGNATE DONT YOU HATE WATERMELON AND BANNANA FLAVORED CANDY?
TheBrawlKing over 5 years ago
I love the Nate-Chad Moments
MyaApplesauce over 5 years ago
There’s actually an interesting story behind why banana candy doesn’t taste like bananas. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJfJ19hpqA
HalberCon over 3 years ago
grape tastes amazing
Martin Wright over 2 years ago
Grape is okay, but cherry is the best.
Mono_Matt_36 over 2 years ago
i wonder if there are chocolate jelly beans
Kastonian about 1 year ago
Banana candy also tastes nothing like the fruit.