Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for March 14, 2013

I want a mausoleum with a TV satellite dish on top. Keep them guessing I say.

Once was snowed in at a cabin for a weekend. We only had one tape…Grateful Dead’s American Beauty which we played over and over.It felt like eternity.

Thank you for the pun. ;-)

When I die, bury me deepPlace two speakers at my feetA pair of ’phones, on my headAnd always play the Grateful Dead