Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 15, 2013

One is apparently frightened of the old battleaxe, or she had the locks changed and got a restraining order.

Never underestimate the needs of a woman on their day. Watched it happen a couple times -Wives taking golf clubs turning them into scrap using them on hubby’s car or boat

Oh, house keys don’t undo door bolts or security chains.

Roses, a card and a box of chocolates are a lot cheaper than set of Titleist clubs and a repair bill.

If your spouse isn’t part of the foursome, you’re definitely in trouble ;-)

I MUST be old, I remember a time when BOTH sexes received “you’re my valentine” gifts.

Apparently, one’s doghouse is currently doubly occupied….

But, but … my wife said I should tie her to the bed naked. Then, she said I could do whatever I wanted. So when is our tee time?(old joke)

Not if one would offer one a couch to sleep on.