Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 26, 2016

Six and a half years, Cathy? In what, DOG years? You’re not fooling anybody. We all know that you’re pushing 25 — in fact, you’ve pushed it all the way up to about 38 (and I’m being generous here)! eyeroll

Yeah—a few minutes seem reasonable, but beyond that? Let’s just say it’s about the usual [eye-roll].

HI, MOM. Greetings, “Cathy” Clan.

Um…me? Zero. DO people really do that? If any of my friends did, they never told me. And yes, I AM female…