Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 02, 2014
March 01, 2014
March 03, 2014
Transcript:
Mr. Pinkley: MMM...! May I? Cathy: No. They're "For women only". Mr. Pinkley: They're chocolate calcium chews! Cathy: Specially formulated to promote the bone health of women! Mr. Pinkley: Never mind , I'll just have... Charlene: Sorry. "For women only" nutrition bars. Rich in folic acid, soy and antioxidants to nourish the life forces of today's busy women! Mr. Pinkley: Fine! A bowl of cereal! Cathy and Charlene: "For women only", with soluble oat fiber to protect women's hearts. Cathy: Energy-boosting "for women only" mocha blend! Charlene: Energy-quieting "for women only" mint tea! Cathy: Stamina-building "for women only" cheesecake! Spirit-lifting "for women only" brownies! Charlene: Hormone- balancing "for women only" soy shake! Inner goddess-tapping "for women only" souffle! Mr. Pinkley: Extra pain relief for a man-sized headache! Cathy: Honestly...how self-indulgent can they get??
legaleagle48 about 10 years ago
Fine, ladies, keep your “for women only” snacks. Just don’t come crying to us the next time you find yourselves barred from joining a “for men only” club or from interviewing male athletes in a men’s locker room!
legaleagle48 about 10 years ago
And yes, I know I’m going to get blasted as a misogynistic troll (or worse) for saying the above, but you know what? I don’t care! :-P
summerdog86 about 10 years ago
Why is Cathy’s hair brown on weekends and red on weekdays?
rgcviper about 10 years ago
But, Pinkley, does it help with man-sized [eye-rolls]?
If so, better grab a lifetime supply.
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, “Cathy” Clan.
Gretchen's Mom about 10 years ago
This is so stupid! My husband [and other men, too] needs just as much calcium for his bones, oat fiber for his heart, and boosters for energy, stamina and hormone-balancing as I do so why shouldn’t he be able to have all these things too? After all, I want him to live just as long and healthy a life as I want for myself so that we can continue to have many more happy years together.All this “For Women Only” nonsense is just a bunch of cr@ap excuses for Cathy and Charlene to be selfish and hoard all the really good stuff there [like cheesecake, brownies and souffles] for themselves!!!!! :-(
Hi, rgcviper!
legaleagle48: Well, when you’re right, you’re right! ;-)
Hello and Happy Sunday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone’s been having a really nice weekend so far! :-)
nailer Premium Member about 10 years ago
Quaker´s instant oats “for women” are disgusting!!
O-Kay about 10 years ago
@summerdog – different ink guy on the weekends. :)