Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 10, 1995
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Cathy: If I were 15 pounds thinner and 7 inches taller, I could see how this suit could be fabulous. If I had an event to attend where I could sit in moody lighting on a slightly raised platform that would distort my hip-to-bust proportion, I could see where this oculd look incredible. If I could simultaneously re-create my good hair day of 1979, my good fact day of 1992 and the 15 minutes of complete inner confidence I experienced in 1985, I could see that htis outfit would be perfect. Will you put it on hold for a couple of hours? Saleswoman 1:God bless the female spirit.