Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 14, 2013

Transcript:

"Check out this cane, Cow. Kind of reminds me of one of those old Vaudevillian canes they used to take acts offstage against their will." "Sometimes I wish we lived in the days of old Vaudeville, and that we had an act and made a whole nickel a show." "We'd shout through giant megaphones and shoot seltzer at each other. We'd wear derby hats and striped vests and tell unsavory jokes. Then we'd get in a knife fight with our crooked manager who was stealing from us." "After that debacle we'd be on the run from the law and the public at large would come to know us as the Vaudevillains." "Well, that took a turn."