Carl grunts when he swings! OK, Mr. Stomach Gas. Let's talk annoying sounds! They never let me drive the cart! Please stop yelling!! I need help.
The Laws of Golf
LAW 16: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.
LAW 17: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.
LAW 18: Since bad shots come in groups of three, your fourth consecutive bad shot is really the beginning of the next group of three.
More laws later.
By the way, what’s with golfers and LOUD pants?
None of those are as bad as, “He keeps touching my golf balls,” without the word “golf” in it.
Good one, Edcole.
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that’s what i like about going to putt putt, i can make up the rules as i play
Then go see the driving coach.
Dutchboy1 over 14 years ago
The Laws of Golf
LAW 16: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.
LAW 17: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.
LAW 18: Since bad shots come in groups of three, your fourth consecutive bad shot is really the beginning of the next group of three.
More laws later.
By the way, what’s with golfers and LOUD pants?
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
None of those are as bad as, “He keeps touching my golf balls,” without the word “golf” in it.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good one, Edcole.
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bald over 14 years ago
that’s what i like about going to putt putt, i can make up the rules as i play
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Then go see the driving coach.