In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 11, 2009

I’ll take a dozen.

YES! There aren’t many TV personalities (if that’s the right word) that I wish pain and death on, but this bellowing oaf tops the list.

I don’t care if this buffoon would be selling oxygen on the moon; I’ll never buy any product he’s associated with.

Oh, I dunno. That “free government money” guy with the question marks all over his suit is a lot higher on the priority list here. Though, I haven’t seen him lately – maybe he was the test subject for this stuff.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! away Nobama goes!!!!!!!!!

Just don’t take away Vince and his Sham-Wows! You’ll say WOW!

LOVE my MUTE button:000 Saves me money!!!

Having Bill Mays shout at me about how I simply must have something is the surest way to guarantee I will not buy it.

I’ve been impressed with Oxyclean so far. I still have to try it on the dried up blood stain on my carpet that nothing seems to rid of…