Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 25, 2012

Those aliens. They don’t even know the difference between Earth and Uranus.

I’ll leave cookies out for them.

Didn’t I get that last year? Why do they want to give it to me again this year?

i have a probe-lem with almond eyes

now there would be a hard gift to re-gift

Circle Uranus; wipe out the Klingons.

Resistance is futile…