Beardo by Dan Dougherty for December 12, 2012

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    Peabody-Martini  over 11 years ago

    I’d suggest one of the other meanings of “fixed”.

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    randayn  over 11 years ago

    Have it watch FOX News. If that doesn’t stop the leftward lean, make it take Economics 101.

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    pcolli  over 11 years ago

    Why not suspend it from the ceiling, upside down? Why does everybody have to do the same thing every year?

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    saxie5  over 11 years ago

    Put most of the ornaments on the right side, maybe the weight will straighten it out!

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    timtribbett Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Uh, how’s he going to water it now.? I’m dreaming of a brown brittle christmas

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    ewalnut  over 11 years ago

    Stick something under one of the legs.

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    knitkitty  over 11 years ago

    I don’t know, I like Beardo’s solution. My other half worked for 3 hours to get the tree PERFECTLY straight. I figured, if it didn’t fall over, and the the ornaments stayed put, I was happy. Guess that’s another reason we bought an artificial tree. And don’t wrap presents together…

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    kaecispopX  over 11 years ago

    Okay, it is fixed for this year. Now what do you do with the tree embedded in the concrete attached to the stand at the end of the season?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago

    It’s misbehaving. Put it in a corner and make it face the back.

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