Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for January 11, 2013

He’s overplaying his hand. Call the paddy wagon!

Let’s see him talk his way out of this jam.

Mouthing off to a probable state trooper. This guy is a full blown jerk. That office will now do a complete check on both of them. As well as do a complete 360 degree inspection of the vehicle for any safety violations. To use Bugs Bunny’s famous words, “What a maroon!”

I actually have a patient who this exact scenario happened to and the officer replied that he was having a bad day and since the patient cracked him up he was for the one time only letting him go with a warning !

…an old fellow was stopped by the police for a traffic infraction…..the officer asked the old fellow what his problem is….the old fellow asked the officer if he has a handkerchief to which the officer answered “yes” …the old fellow quickly replied," well you better take it out now because after you hear my list of problems you’ll need it."

Maybe a few Abe Lincolns will calm you down.Do you prefer paper or copper, copper?

“I had the right to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability..”>Ron White<

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