Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 13, 2012
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Traveler: Air travel has become a nightmare! Ralph: Excuse me, sir... Don't you know that this is the hap-happiest time of year? Your attitude needs adjusting! I'm afraid I'll have to issue you a holiday spirit violation! Traveler: Holiday spirit violation??? Ralph: You'll board the plane last. Good luck finding an overhead compartment!
Harryfan over 11 years ago
The beatings will stop when your attitude improves.
Willaran over 11 years ago
Maybe the beating will reduce but I don’t believe they will stop.
randayn over 11 years ago
Sadly, the Thousands Standing Around really think like that.
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
… and the price of your ticket just went up $50.
rejoiceitellyourejoice over 11 years ago
That is not thw way to do it!!! The kindness of God leads us to repentance!!! Show kindness, good will always conquer evil!!!
starlilies over 11 years ago
Sigh… What a pain in the neck trying to find a space in the overhead compartment. On one flight, oddly enough, my bag was in Row 22 while I was in Row 44…
treBsdrawkcaB over 11 years ago
Yes, I remember that talent-less bozo. The only reason she ever went anywhere in entertainment was because she married very rich and connected. Meanwhile, I know dozens of gifted people, oozing with talent, that can’t make it because they didn’t bribe / sleep with the right person. Richard Marx (remember him?) had it nailed when he sang, “…it’s never what but who it is you know…” in a song about making it in the pop music world.
treBsdrawkcaB over 11 years ago
Didn’t a judge in a Monty Python sketch sentence someone to “be hung by the neck until you cheer up!” ?
lmonteros over 11 years ago
I think that was also her acting farewell. She was “famous for being famous,” like Zsa Zsa, but couldn’t carry it off half as well.