Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 07, 2012
December 06, 2012
December 08, 2012
Transcript:
Norman: Dad, where are the scissors? Ralph: I don't know. Why? Norman: Mom told me to trim the Christmas tree! Ralph: She meant with ornaments! Norman: Oh yeah, huh! Ralph: That boy is a few snowflakes short of a white Christmas!
x_Tech over 11 years ago
Another grad of the █████████ school system.
OldestandWisest over 11 years ago
I didn’t know “public” was a bad word? Take away one letter, however—
barryj35967 over 11 years ago
Typical Bama grad
alondra over 11 years ago
Chip off the old block, eh, Ralph?
Perkycat over 11 years ago
Give the kid a break. It is one of those two meaning phrases. Maybe the tree was too tall.(Can you tell I’ve had these episodes of stupidity – I have the excuses ready.)
mikechi59 over 11 years ago
I love that line!
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 11 years ago
One of my co-workers said she does take a pair of scissors to her (live) tree to shape it up a little as needed.