Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 01, 2007

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"Your life can be normal again with Plunairo." Plunairo "Side effects associated with Plunairo include: dryness of mouth, dizziness, swelling of the eyelids, itching of gallbladder, decreased ability to turn left, longings to be a rhino..." "...Hallucinations involving belligerent hobbits, tendency to replace the word 'is' with 'meow' in casual conversation, increased ferret knowledge, and delusions of trombone playing." "Yes, feeling normal is only one Plunairo away." "You had me at increased ferret knowledge."