Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 07, 2013
April 06, 2013
April 08, 2013
Transcript:
Man: You shouldn't smoke you know. It'll kill you. Captain Victorious: Smoking's not gonna kill me. I'm invulnerable. Man: Right, right. We all think we're invulnerable when we're young and healthy. Captain Victorious: No, seriously. I'm invulnerable. I'm a superhero. Man: Sure! Look, I'm smoking and I'm not dead! I must be a superhero! I'll never die! Captain Victorious: But look at this outfit! I can lift an oceanliner for goodness' sakes! Man: I can see there's no talking to you. Go ahead and kill yourself. See if I care. Captain Victorious: But I am a superhero!! Woman: Yeah, me too, pal. I'm the "Invincible Iron Lung".
Kaywest about 11 years ago
Bartenders go where the conversation is..
And Cap could only lift an oceanliner if it was somehow lowered onto his outstretched arms at the very center of its gravity, Otherwise, he wouldn’t be able to support its mass equally, and it would just lay on one end or the other.
Mungolikecookies about 11 years ago
Also, Kaywest, he would likely tear through the superstructure due to the weight being placed on one tiny area.
jimcos about 11 years ago
Kaywest and Sanchia,Have you guys completely forgotten about cartoon physics? There are no rules.
Hectoruno about 11 years ago
The joke was originally set at Windows of the World. The bar on the roof of the World Trade Center. Terrorists came and ruined a perfectly good joke.
Mythfan Premium Member about 11 years ago
If you’re completely invulnerable to cigarettes, then you would be immune to the effects of nicotine, and you would have no desire to smoke.