Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 21, 2013

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Bixby: What's so compelling about your job that you have to do it in such a timely fashion? Take a break! Goof off! Better yet: Don't do it at all! Leave it for someone else! Go home and eat low-fat chips and watch prime-time teenage sopas like a normal person! I weep for his generation...