The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 10, 2012

Must be a kind of Mr. Magoo syndrome or something.

I must be the exception to that. I can’t see clearly six inches past my nose but my dreams, if I remember them, are clear as a bell.

I use hearing aids and I often have dreams where I can’t hear that well. Very realistic.

I need reading glasses with my bifocal contacts. Feeling the pain here.