"Sorry, Dad. I left a fork in the microwave."
Must be this house:
When he went to the fork, he must have taken the wrong road, the one less traveled.
A lie. He was smoking crack in bed again. .As for those crazy Turks, I suspect they never tried just turning the doorknob. (Don’t ask me how I know about that happening.)
There are the tines that try men’s souls.
…except it looks like that house didn’t have a basement.
Speaking of, how did that house burn down without harming a single blade of grass around it?
Actually, this was one of those rare two-dimensional houses.They were very inexpensive, but never really caught on, because entering this kind of house was always such a pressing experience.
MeGoNow: First rule of lockpicking: see if it is unlocked.
Ohhh he’s in big trouble. Just wait until his mother comes home!.
August 21, 2015