Close to Home by John McPherson for June 03, 1998

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Man: Um...that's...that's James!...No, Gordon! Yeah it's Gordon! Woman: Bill. This is Henry. Gordon is the big blue engine. James is red. Let's go over them again. Tired of being chastised by their 3-year-old for not knowing all of the "Thomas the Tank Engine" characters, the Gertmans wisely invested in flash cards.