Cleats by Bill Hinds for October 23, 2020
Coach Nordling: Al, I know it's tough being in charge of rescheduling games during this monsoon we're having, but midnight is too late to be starting a game on a school night, and you have our game set to play on field 8. Scheduling man: Field 8? What's wrong with field 8? Coach Nordling: Field 8 is not lighted. Scheduling man: Are you at all aware of the incredible advances that have been made in glow-in-the-dark soccer ball technology?