Cleats by Bill Hinds for February 02, 2011
Transcript:
Coach Tippit: I don't want to have to keep an eye on you, Edith. Promise me you won't be reading any books during the game. Edith: You won't be seeing me turn one page out here, coach, sir. Not while I got audio books on MP3s. Voice on recording: Call me Ishmael...
No duct tape? Kid is too young yet.