Cleats by Bill Hinds for October 28, 2007
Voice: Wide! Clear it wide! Gary: Wow, that coach does like to yell at his players. Man: He's been giving them hell the whole game. Voice: Pass it! Find someone - don't just kick it! Gary: Well it seems to work. They are beating us 4 - 1. Man: His tone is just so angry. Voice: What are you thinking! Get your head in the game! Gary: He's scaring them into winning. Man: I know. He's scaring me. Voice: Tweet... tweet... tweet... Gary: Good game, boys. Man: They won the game... and their coach is still chewing them out. Voice: You played like slugs out there! Gary: I think that guy may have some issues outside of soccer. Man: Yeah. Yelling at the kids is cheaper than therapy. Gary: I bet his players would chip in their allowances for the shrink. Jack: Dad, did you hear that other coach?