Cleats by Bill Hinds for April 01, 2007
Gary Dooley: What is this, Mom? Bertha: Oh, that's your dad's old spectator seat stick. Don't you remember? He used to take that to sit on when he watched you play sports. Gary: Hey, that's a great idea. I'm always walking up and down the sidelines - I could carry a stool with me. Bertha: It's still in great shape. Give it a try. Gary: It's kind of uncomfortable. Bertha: You have it upside down, honey. Your father did that too. Once.