Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 17, 2005
Mondo: Peri, Jack and I are gonna try out for the school basketball team. Jack: We want your brother to give us some tips. Peri: Automatic Michael? I have to see this. Michael, can you give Mondo and Jack some basketball tips? Michael: You mean like the cheat codes for NBA 2K6? Peri: They mean real basketball, with a bouncing ball and a backboard. Michael: Whoa, you guys are so in the wrong zip code. I don't do sweat.