Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 22, 2005
Abby: If your dad is twisting your arm to get you to jog with him and coach cutie by claiming you need exercise, just do something else to get exercise. Like ballet. Edith: That isn't going to happen. Abby: Yoga. Edith: I don't bend. Abby: Pilates. Edith: Rolling around on a rubber ball is fine, for trained seals. Abby: Martial arts. Edith: Martial arts? Abby: Yeah, martial arts. Edith: I'm a pacifist by nature, but if I took up a martial art, my dad would be so proud, his head would explode. Daddy's little warrioress.