Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 21, 2005
Edith: My father wants me to jog with him and his girlfriend. Abby: Coach Georgie? Edith: Yeah, he claims he wants me to get more exercise, but he really wants me to bond with coach cutie. Abby: Aw, that's sweet and fuzzy. Edith: It's sweet and fuzzy like an orange that's covered with green-and-white mold on the outside, and rotted black on the inside. Abby: It does seem you're getting plenty exercised as it is.