Cleats by Bill Hinds for October 29, 2004
Coach Tippit: You look challenged, Edith. Edith Tippit: The referee is going to let me set up only one jack-o-lantern next to the goal for the game tommorow. I have to carve the ugliest, scariest face I can on this pumpkin. Do you think your girlfriend Georgie would pose for me? Coach: I think if you really thought she was ugly, she wouldn't scare you.