Cleats by Bill Hinds for August 03, 2004
Girl: What's the matter, Edith? You look like you swallowed a wet hamster. Edith: Well, I'm sitting on a hot bus, heading to a hot, boring goalkeeper camp. Girl: And...? Edith: And... I'm leaving my clueless Dad with an opportunist devil-woman who's going to wedge her big rear into out happy world. Girl: And...? Edith: And... now I can't get the thought of swallowing a wet hamster out of my mind.