Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 14, 2004
Nordling: Let's get warmed up, boys. Start dribbling. Mondo: Hey, Jack, guess what? I'm going to take martial arts! Jack: No way! Mondo: Yeah! Tae kwon do! Jack: Cool! I wanna do it! Boy: What are you guys doing? Jack: We're going to take martial arts. Boy 2: Cool! Mondo: Ooooweeawhh! Jack: Yehaw! Man: Do the dawgs have a new coach or something? Man 2: If they do, it must be Jackie Chan.