Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 02, 2004
Peri: Mom! I'm going to be late for basketball if I don't find my shoes right now! Where are they? Peri's Mom: Listen, young lady, I am not your equipment manager! Peri: Well, it's a good thing, because you wouldn't make a very good one! Peri's Dad: Peri, this is your Dad. You might want to stay under that bed for a while.