Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 03, 2004
Peri's Dad: Young lady, you can't expect your Mom to keep up with all the debris you kids leave around. If you can't find your basketball shoes, that's your fault, not hers. Now go tell your brother I said you could borrow a pair of his old shoes. Peri: Sorry, Mom. Peri's Dad: These nervy kids these days. Expecting you to take inventory of all their junk. Peri's Mom: I guess I spoil them. Peri's Dad: Say, where are my... Peri's Mom: In the garage, behind your golf bag.