Cleats by Bill Hinds for August 29, 2002
Peri: Abby, call the zoo! The monkeys have escaped! Abby: What are you dweebs doing?!? Jack: We're playing extreme soccer. Abby: Hanging in a tree? Who made up this goofy game? Jack: We did. We make up the rules as we play. Edith: This is why women should always make up the rules.