Cleats by Bill Hinds for June 05, 2002
Jerome's grandfather: Watchin' a game, boys? What's the score? Jerome's dad: Zero-zero, pops. Grandfather: Pitcher's duel, eh? What are all those yahoos in shorts doin' runnin' around on the field? Jerome: It's called a "pitch," Grampa. Grandfather: Yeah. How can the guy pitch with those clowns runnin' around kickin' that ball. Dad: I don't think Grampa is ready for the World Cup, Jerome.