Cleats by Bill Hinds for April 05, 2002
Moonshadow: We've done tai chi, yoga and pilates. What shall we do next for soccer practice? Moonshadow's son: The coach would probably have us scrimmage, mom. Boy 2: But the coach has those red and green pullover things to show us which team we're on. Moonshadow: Why do we need teams? Why can't we have a game where there are no winners or losers - just players kicking the soccer ball for the pleasure of kicking a soccer ball? Boy: I know! I know! Because that would be really boring! Jack: Can we go home and do our homework instead? Mondo: I don't have homework, but I could clean my room.