Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 31, 2002
Jack: Look, 'Futbol Mexicana" -- Let's watch it. Do you think if we watched enough of this, we'd learn Spanish? Mondo: Hola! It's me, Armando Ruiz. I already speak Spanish. Jack. Oh, yeah. What is he saying? Mondo: He's saying that this Vera Cruz forward grew up near the stadium. Jack: Now what is he saying? Mondo: He's saying Herrera played for Oaxaca last year. Jack: Now what is he saying? Mondo: He said the guy missed the goal. Jack: And that? Mondo: He's saying that the goalie has a three-legged chihuahua that can balance a soccer ball on his little black nose. Jack: Did he say the dog's name? Mondo: Let's watch "Spongebob".