Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 02, 2021
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Saleswoman: At our "pre-sale event", you can buy the shoes today for 20% off and pick them up on Wednesday! Cathy: I need the shoes tonight. Saleswoman: To have them tonight, you'd have to pay full price! Cathy: Full price?? Um... Saleswoman: Of course, NO ONE would do THAT! You'll save 20% by waiting three days! Cathy: They're just so perfect for... Saleswoman: You can't wait three days?? Cathy: The party's tonight. Saleswoman: You have no other shoes?? Cathy: Not ones that are... Saleswoman: YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT PAYING FULL PRICE?? Cathy: No, HA HA! I'll look for something else! I'll look for a store that has the same shoes and a non-guilt-inducing sales person! Caption: We'll go the distance to save money. We'll travel even farther to save face.
What a knockout sales technique from the lady … /sarcasm/
Not sure how we all started talking about turn signals here, but I can barely hear the ones in my car (or my last one)—and the left one just started blinking really quickly every time for some reason. At least I use my signals, though.
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, Clan.