Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 26, 2015
Cathy: One vanilla ice cream cone with chocolate sprinkles! Saleswoman: Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Cathy: Ice cream. A vanilla ice cream cone with chocolate sprinkles. Saleswoman: Regular ice cream, low-fat ice cream or lactose-free ice cream? Cathy: Regular ice cream. Just a REGULAR ice cream cone with chocolate sprinkles. Saleswoman: Lite chocolate sprinkles? Sugar-free chocolate sprinkles? Or carob sprinkles? Cathy: A regular ice cream cone with REGULAR chocolate sprinkles! Saleswoman: Sugar cone? Cholesterol-free waffle cone? Or high-fiber oat bran cone? Cathy: Forget it! Where's a normal ice cream store around here?? Saleswoman: A what? Cathy: A NORMAL ice cream store where they expect you to buy NORMAL ice cream! Saleswoman: What? Cathy: Isn't there one store left where you can ask for an ice cream cone without hitting a wall of healthy alternatives?? One normal store that ONLY sells nice, normal, full-fat, full-force ice cream cones?! Saleswoman: I haven't seen a store like that in years! Cathy: That's the problem with this country. No choices.