Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 06, 2014
June 05, 2014
June 07, 2014
Transcript:
Charlene: What's the difference between us and the "Victoria's Secret" swimsuit models? Cathy: They're holding their arms up in the air! Charlene: Cheaters! Cathy: Optical illusion! Charlene: Our tummies would look flat, too, if we stood around with our arms up in the air! Cathy: This one doesn't have her arms in the air. Charlene: She's jutting out one hip. Makes the right thigh appear long and lean! Mr. Pinkley: Give me back my catalog! I want to get irate, too!!
ORMouseworks almost 10 years ago
Men just don’t understand… Have a happy Friday all! ;)
drbeth almost 10 years ago
Honestly, Ladies? About 15 years, and 30 pounds…
But they, too, will age…
summerdog86 almost 10 years ago
Now we just say, “photo shopped”. Or maybe, “air brushed”.
lightenup Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yes, the only difference between me and a VS model is how we arrange our bodies. Riiiiight… ;-)Hello Cathy friends! Thank you for the nice notes the other day! I’m hanging in there, and trying my best to make arrangements to visit my mom. Just need some extra energy to get things done here so I can get some free time to go up there.
Gretchen's Mom almost 10 years ago
Even at age 45, I’d probably look just as great as any “Victoria’s Secret” model if they air brushed away all MY unpleasant arm, tummy, thigh [and butt!] fat cells too!!!!! As a matter of fact, I’d be willing to bet on it that even a majority of the “Victoria’s Secret” models don’t look like “Victoria’s Secret” models in real life [at least that’s what I like to tell myself anyhow]!!!!! ;-)
Hi, rgcviper!
Hello and Happy Friday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone had a really nice day today!
midland1967 almost 10 years ago
Marriage should never be used by a man against a woman.My son did not move in with his girlfriend and her daughter. He told me that he wasn’t at that stage. He was dancing on me. There is nothing wrong with living with a woman, but never with her child. A child needs a father. You have to be a SOB to move in and then move out.
midland1967 almost 10 years ago
When I visited Karen at the Tri-Delt House at CMU, the girls were like you, all American, pretty but smart. I first met Karen at Mackinac Island. I used to get lost in her deep blue eyes and bright smile. She was a happy person to be with. Yes, she was a little overweight, but she did not let it bother her like it did you. I avoided meeting her boyfriend when he visited the island. They looked like the perfect blond hair couple. I used to hang around her little sister, Carol. My brothers thought that was too much. But who cares. I was getting drafted. I could break the rules.
midland1967 almost 10 years ago
H was the best looking officer on my ship. He looked like Tom Selleck in his youth. He got a beautiful Filipino girl pregnant. I asked him if she was going to have an abortion. He smiled, “She wants to keep the baby to remind her of me.” It gave me a chill. Women should be careful of handsome men. You don’t know what in the heart.